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When sudo says “this incident will be reported”, you all think they’re getting sorted away somewhere in /var/log. But you wanna know the real truth?
Dennis Ritchie is reading them from plan9 heaven.
Look into his eyes.
He knows your sins.
@arisunz Man! Randall Munroe always steals my content in the past. This incident will be reported, Munroe.
@jordyd Alternative theory - https://xkcd.com/838/