One leg makes a 45 degree angle with the floor and my hips are so far forward it’s a wonder I don’t fall over

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I have a sword or something probably as well

I say something nasty to the protagonist, who is full of heart and respect for his elders

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The protagonist is clearly angered by this, which I use to my advantage. It’s his greatest weakness, and his greatest strength

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After a lengthy battle, it seems as if I have won, but at the last moment, the protagonist remembers what he fights for (a relative I killed 10 years ago probably in a prologue episode) and musters his inner strength to strike me down. I am flabbergasted. Struck down by this impertinent kid? But there is nothing I can do. With the killing blow, the protagonist invokes the name of his dead relative

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@jordyd I have a sword and probably something else as well.

@ElfLord *anime villain laugh* You think you can defeat me?

@jordyd *charges up for an entire 23 minute episode*

@ElfLord @jordyd You also gotta yell something like "I'LL DEFEAT YOU WITH THE POWER OF LOVE FOR MY FRIENDS THAT IS IN MY HEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT!!"

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