Day 31 of quarantine. Hyperlink has come out as a top with no ass. Nothing makes sense anymore
@jordyd whoa whoa whoa, I don’t know about that first part
@LongTomSilver I think he made a post like “I’m daddy uwu” and basically there’s no truth to my accusations but I find it funny
@jordyd oh I remember that, what a load of hogwash
@jordyd Hyperlink's ass is a flat circle
@jordyd i want to underscore the literal exact opposite of this is happening
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