When I was in my early teens I thought I’d get arrested if the government found out I looked at porn online
@LongTomSilver You were right. It’s illegal
@jordyd @LongTomSilver the porn cop is gonna come to your house
@wxcafe @LongTomSilver Yes and arrest you in a normal and unhorny way
@jordyd @wxcafe no way, statute of limitations or whatever
@LongTomSilver @wxcafe If you say “statute of limitations” to a cop they can’t arrest you or it’s entrapment
@jordyd @LongTomSilver well they have to check the statute and then calculate the date and since they can’t read or count...
@wxcafe @jordyd this is all a moot point because I cleared my browser history
@LongTomSilver @jordyd so you’re saying all proof is gone but you admit to the crime? I’m calling the porn cop as we speak and giving him a screenshot of this conversation
@wxcafe @LongTomSilver Um actually calling the cops is illegal
@jordyd @wxcafe wait did we establish if porn cop is sexy
@LongTomSilver @wxcafe Like in general or this particular corn pop
@jordyd @wxcafe like The Corn Pop. Is he gonna fwisk me for weapons~
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