sometimes a car horn is cute. unless it is even slightly feasible that it could be directed at me, in which case it will instantly make me feel bad
car horn: bonk
me, prostate on the sidewalk: METAL BEAST....... I AM BUT A FOOLISH MAN
@hyperlink wait, so if you meant prostrate, what are you doing laying down on the sidewalk?
@owashii @hyperlink Praying in supplication to the bonk machine
@witchfynder_finder @owashii @hyperlink Car: (ominously) Bonk
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