sometimes a car horn is cute. unless it is even slightly feasible that it could be directed at me, in which case it will instantly make me feel bad

car horn: bonk

me, prostate on the sidewalk: METAL BEAST....... I AM BUT A FOOLISH MAN

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@hyperlink wait, so if you meant prostrate, what are you doing laying down on the sidewalk?

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