When the winter comes, my hair grows long and shaggy as a natural defense against the cold, but as spring approaches my hair will shed in preparation for the summer.
(Eye contact)
@eq
Unfortunately I’m not quite as cute as those little pink cats
@jordyd you ARe the pink cats
@eq
Although you all know and love me as two gregarious pink cats, I am in fact one rather quiet pink human
@jordyd um no wrong this is the real you. stop lying