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jorty (deprecated aspect)

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Welcome to my toot space, where you will find the shittiest of shit posts, a truly fine selection of genuine shit, pushed out by yours truly

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One time I tripped over a speed bump while walking and said "gotta go fast"

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Macros can be useful but I feel like we should ban certain people from touching them.

For example, imagine if someone were to use the C preprocessor to create an elaborate object orientation system for C, calling it GObject, and then create an entire graphics stack up to and including a desktop environment, called, say, GNOME.

I think that's the kind of person who should no longer be allowed to use the C preprocessor.

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I think the most important lesson to learn from free software is that after people have enough money to put food on the table they're willing to put time into something with no monetary benefit

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You: Intel architecture
Me: Actually, Intel is the manufacturer. You're thinking of Intel's monster.

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Serial Experiments Lain intro be like

Present Day, Present Time :hhHHHAAAH:

amazon run by the robot from technologic? more at 11

When you don’t fart because it would hurt your image: 2cute2toot

Mr Sandman, bring me a sand

(Pretty sure I stole this from somewhere)

@dog when u step in water and u sock gets wet

I suppose I should put something in my bio mentioning the other account but I’m too snug for that rn

I’ve been over at @jorty if anyone isn’t already aware

Anyone know where I can find cool emojos

Also of note, locked accounts and privacy controls (public/unlisted/followers only/direct messages) are enabled in the UI

Hey everyone. With the recent interest in jorts and jorts-related activities, I want to make you all aware that I own the domain, and there's a pleroma instance at <>. (I'm @jorty.)

Registration is currently closed, but if you'd like an account, tell me and I'll probably give you one. It depends entirely on the demand for accounts but I suspect it won't be an absurdly high number.

I still have a lot of customizations to do, the instance is fairly default.

In order to spell phoenix I must first, mentally, say "foe-nix"

tired: rust discourse about whether memory-safety is useful or not and wheel reinventing

wired: rust discourse about whether it uses linear or affine types

@HTHR :thinkhappy: looks like a lemon and you can't convince me otherwisse