jorty @jordyd@octodon.social

lawyer: Your Honor,—
me as a judge: (bangs gavel) No. Shut up and go away.

trending among C programmers:
- #include
- #ifdef
- #endif

Macros can be useful but I feel like we should ban certain people from touching them.

For example, imagine if someone were to use the C preprocessor to create an elaborate object orientation system for C, calling it GObject, and then create an entire graphics stack up to and including a desktop environment, called, say, GNOME.

I think that's the kind of person who should no longer be allowed to use the C preprocessor.

I think the most important lesson to learn from free software is that after people have enough money to put food on the table they're willing to put time into something with no monetary benefit

You: Intel architecture
Me: Actually, Intel is the manufacturer. You're thinking of Intel's monster.

Math: Almost all real numbers are transcendental

Math: We know like 10 of them for sure

Time to watch show (Altered Carbon)

Oh good morning. Almost forgot

I have a feeling that the “feet are gross” and the “feet are horny” camps understand each other far better than I understand either of them

I must sleep

So did we ever decide on whether to crack open the big end or the little end of the egg

Types

Gruh