I like math and computer science.
When you think about it, everything is either a frog or some other thing
Bird: (sits on powerline)Me: Impossible.
lawyer: Your Honor,—me as a judge: (bangs gavel) No. Shut up and go away.
trending among C programmers:- #include- #ifdef- #endif
You: Intel architectureMe: Actually, Intel is the manufacturer. You're thinking of Intel's monster.
i am going to square a circle. i dont exactly know what this even means, but im gonna do it
shaking hands originated from the medieval custom of gripping strangers' dicks to make sure they're normal
if you're boosting me, then you're boosting me, then you're boosting me, then you're boosting me, then you're boosting me, then you're boosting me, then you're boosting communism
i love to pop off with my little queefs
the sexual preference of solid 90% of the people on here is just 'goblin' with varying levels of self-awareness about it
letting out a series of high pitched yelps to indicate to the polycule that there is danger and we should retreat to our burrow
i love italy
italians literally brought us sbarro but go off i guess
has macklemore boosted one of my posts. am i someone whose words macklemore has read in bed while feeding a granola bar to his 15 persian cats
People are often saying things
It is too hot in my bedroom
What is a rockstar user
i worked off those cankles sweetheart
The only thing that truly terrifies me is the real numbers
I don't have any ideas for a spooky name
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