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One time I tripped over a speed bump while walking and said "gotta go fast" #introductions
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Macros can be useful but I feel like we should ban certain people from touching them.
For example, imagine if someone were to use the C preprocessor to create an elaborate object orientation system for C, calling it GObject, and then create an entire graphics stack up to and including a desktop environment, called, say, GNOME.
I think that's the kind of person who should no longer be allowed to use the C preprocessor.
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I think the most important lesson to learn from free software is that after people have enough money to put food on the table they're willing to put time into something with no monetary benefit
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You: Intel architecture
Me: Actually, Intel is the manufacturer. You're thinking of Intel's monster.
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Toxic is such a good song
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@nonphatic 🎶 i'm addicted to you, don't you know that you contain chemicalsknown to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects and other reproductive harm ( prop 65 declaration ) 🎶
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using fedi on mobile means having several apps installed cause all of them have some problem or lack of support for some feature
i’m just doing laundry today which is great cause i’ll have plenty of time for gay thoughts
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astrology and meyers-briggs are both over, we're doing 4 temperaments tests now
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It is a list just titled "🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥"
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@magikarp I try to keep track of all my creamed corn!
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CLICK HERE to connect with GAY SINGLES ONLINE
*link is to joinmastodon.org*
good morning 🌞
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@jordyd should write a blog post on his blog (he should get a blog first), and the blog post is about what it was like to visit ElfLord (me), for a week. Then when he's completed the post, he should print out every page, staple it together, make a paper plane out of it, set it on fire, and throw it out the window into the nearby house of my so-called friend Karen.
okie dokie i’m gonnnnnnaaaa sleep
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jailbreaking mastodon to install wacky fonts and a pirated version of doodle jump
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do dogs know they're dreaming????????
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