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One time I tripped over a speed bump while walking and said "gotta go fast"

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Macros can be useful but I feel like we should ban certain people from touching them.

For example, imagine if someone were to use the C preprocessor to create an elaborate object orientation system for C, calling it GObject, and then create an entire graphics stack up to and including a desktop environment, called, say, GNOME.

I think that's the kind of person who should no longer be allowed to use the C preprocessor.

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I think the most important lesson to learn from free software is that after people have enough money to put food on the table they're willing to put time into something with no monetary benefit

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You: Intel architecture
Me: Actually, Intel is the manufacturer. You're thinking of Intel's monster.

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@jordyd nearly convinced youre just a CIA meme machine uplink'd in a lights out New Mexico compound, where your attendant researcher - having been driven insane by the sheer power at their exclusive use - starved to death pressing "Run".

Whenever I burp my bird is surprised, then he gets this really contented look on his face. That’s true love right there

Punk is both dead and not dead until you examine the context of the statement in question, collapsing the wav

First rule of punk: punk is dead
Second rule of punk: punk is not dead

Declaring things to be relatively more or less punk is one of the least punk things you can do

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omg so i'm trying to log into my old hotmail from when i was a kid and the security question has me so fucked up, i don't understand it at all it's like it's written by charlie from iasip

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i now officially know how to manage a project. did you know you should do the most important things first, unless there’s a different task you need to do before you can do the most important thing, and then you should do that first?????????????

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27/m/engineer. I love awesomesauce, classiness, and everything geek. I hate Scumbag Steves and any other kind of fail people. P.S., when does the narwhal bacon? If you can answer this then you’re certifiably epic good sir or madam.

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PROSTATE orgasm? no thank you im an anarchist, im not pro-state anything

Why have I been so tired today and yesterday

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