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When you think about it, everything is either a frog or some other thing

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Bird: (sits on powerline)
Me: Impossible.

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lawyer: Your Honor,—
me as a judge: (bangs gavel) No. Shut up and go away.

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trending among C programmers:
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You: Intel architecture
Me: Actually, Intel is the manufacturer. You're thinking of Intel's monster.

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geets new main account  

i am going to square a circle. i dont exactly know what this even means, but im gonna do it

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tfw no brain-eating amoeba gf  

shaking hands originated from the medieval custom of gripping strangers' dicks to make sure they're normal

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spineberg_ebooks  

if you're boosting me, then you're boosting me, then you're boosting me, then you're boosting me, then you're boosting me, then you're boosting me, then you're boosting communism

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garfield  

i love to pop off with my little queefs

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tfw no brain-eating amoeba gf  

the sexual preference of solid 90% of the people on here is just 'goblin' with varying levels of self-awareness about it

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nova 🖤  

letting out a series of high pitched yelps to indicate to the polycule that there is danger and we should retreat to our burrow

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sabrina  

i love italy

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sabrina  

italy 😫

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sabrina  

italy 😍

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sabrina  

italians literally brought us sbarro but go off i guess

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sabrina  

has macklemore boosted one of my posts. am i someone whose words macklemore has read in bed while feeding a granola bar to his 15 persian cats

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egg | one or more vessels  
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People are often saying things

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It is too hot in my bedroom

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What is a rockstar user

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sabrina  

i worked off those cankles sweetheart

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The only thing that truly terrifies me is the real numbers

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I don't have any ideas for a spooky name

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{-# OPTIONS --type-in-type #-}  

happy halloween

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