jorty (deprecated aspect) @jordyd@octodon.social

Welcome to my toot space, where you will find the shittiest of shit posts, a truly fine selection of genuine shit, pushed out by yours truly

One time I tripped over a speed bump while walking and said "gotta go fast" #introductions

Macros can be useful but I feel like we should ban certain people from touching them.

For example, imagine if someone were to use the C preprocessor to create an elaborate object orientation system for C, calling it GObject, and then create an entire graphics stack up to and including a desktop environment, called, say, GNOME.

I think that's the kind of person who should no longer be allowed to use the C preprocessor.

I think the most important lesson to learn from free software is that after people have enough money to put food on the table they're willing to put time into something with no monetary benefit

You: Intel architecture
Me: Actually, Intel is the manufacturer. You're thinking of Intel's monster.

Serial Experiments Lain intro be like

Present Day, Present Time

When you don’t fart because it would hurt your image: 2cute2toot

Mr Sandman, bring me a sand

(Pretty sure I stole this from somewhere)

I suppose I should put something in my bio mentioning the other account but I’m too snug for that rn

I’ve been over at @jorty if anyone isn’t already aware

Blip bop bam here I am

@jorty
Also of note, locked accounts and privacy controls (public/unlisted/followers only/direct messages) are enabled in the UI

Hey everyone. With the recent interest in jorts and jorts-related activities, I want to make you all aware that I own the jort.space domain, and there's a pleroma instance at <https://fedi.jort.space>. (I'm @jorty.)

Registration is currently closed, but if you'd like an account, tell me and I'll probably give you one. It depends entirely on the demand for accounts but I suspect it won't be an absurdly high number.

I still have a lot of customizations to do, the instance is fairly default.

In order to spell phoenix I must first, mentally, say "foe-nix"