jorty @jordyd@octodon.social

lawyer: Your Honor,—
me as a judge: (bangs gavel) No. Shut up and go away.

trending among C programmers:
- #include
- #ifdef
- #endif

Macros can be useful but I feel like we should ban certain people from touching them.

For example, imagine if someone were to use the C preprocessor to create an elaborate object orientation system for C, calling it GObject, and then create an entire graphics stack up to and including a desktop environment, called, say, GNOME.

I think that's the kind of person who should no longer be allowed to use the C preprocessor.

I think the most important lesson to learn from free software is that after people have enough money to put food on the table they're willing to put time into something with no monetary benefit

You: Intel architecture
Me: Actually, Intel is the manufacturer. You're thinking of Intel's monster.

How long until I use this to make myself suffer

I’ve discovered how to do higher-kinded types with modules. Interesting

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my Raktajino

Bigger WHONK theory

“Ancestry.com says I’m white”