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One time I tripped over a speed bump while walking and said "gotta go fast"

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Macros can be useful but I feel like we should ban certain people from touching them.

For example, imagine if someone were to use the C preprocessor to create an elaborate object orientation system for C, calling it GObject, and then create an entire graphics stack up to and including a desktop environment, called, say, GNOME.

I think that's the kind of person who should no longer be allowed to use the C preprocessor.

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I think the most important lesson to learn from free software is that after people have enough money to put food on the table they're willing to put time into something with no monetary benefit

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You: Intel architecture
Me: Actually, Intel is the manufacturer. You're thinking of Intel's monster.

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If I were NASA, I’d simply launch a rocket

Star Trek be like 

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Star Trek be like 

Star Trek be like 

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If I am elected president, I will appoint NASA as the government

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T-shirt gun (designed to kill t-shirts swiftly and humanely)

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we hold these tooths to be self evident : 🦷

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in an ideal society, the government would specify 64 different policies such as "increase education funding" and "introduce tax benefits", and then the population would vote for them in a tournament bracket. the top 8 get implemented and the bottom 8 have the opposite policy implemented

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