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lawyer: Your Honor,—
me as a judge: (bangs gavel) No. Shut up and go away.

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Macros can be useful but I feel like we should ban certain people from touching them.

For example, imagine if someone were to use the C preprocessor to create an elaborate object orientation system for C, calling it GObject, and then create an entire graphics stack up to and including a desktop environment, called, say, GNOME.

I think that's the kind of person who should no longer be allowed to use the C preprocessor.

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I think the most important lesson to learn from free software is that after people have enough money to put food on the table they're willing to put time into something with no monetary benefit

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You: Intel architecture
Me: Actually, Intel is the manufacturer. You're thinking of Intel's monster.

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IT guys love to call computers “machines”

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its cool to not believe in a religion but trying to force that on other people because you believe nonreligiosity is culturally advanced and superior is a form of cultural genocide and a colonizer mentality homie

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you call it an 'ellipsis'. despite it very clearly being three dots, and not ellipsoidal at all

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@ItsMorgan I can’t believe I’ve been defeated so effortlessly

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@ItsMorgan I challenge you. I don’t know shit about anything

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im the most clueless person ever, probably

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just dicking around while i'm on the phone for a work call. don't mind me.

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i feel that this "Don't talk to me until I've had my raktajino" picture i've made is good

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I know this is supposed to be predation, but I see it and immediately think "babysitting"

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my Raktajino

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