jorty @jordyd@octodon.social

One time I tripped over a speed bump while walking and said "gotta go fast" #introductions

Macros can be useful but I feel like we should ban certain people from touching them.

For example, imagine if someone were to use the C preprocessor to create an elaborate object orientation system for C, calling it GObject, and then create an entire graphics stack up to and including a desktop environment, called, say, GNOME.

I think that's the kind of person who should no longer be allowed to use the C preprocessor.

I think the most important lesson to learn from free software is that after people have enough money to put food on the table they're willing to put time into something with no monetary benefit

You: Intel architecture
Me: Actually, Intel is the manufacturer. You're thinking of Intel's monster.

Whenever I burp my bird is surprised, then he gets this really contented look on his face. That’s true love right there

Punk is both dead and not dead until you examine the context of the statement in question, collapsing the wav

First rule of punk: punk is dead
Second rule of punk: punk is not dead

Declaring things to be relatively more or less punk is one of the least punk things you can do

Still gay

I believe in you

I was there

Florida is not a real place. Sorry.

Why have I been so tired today and yesterday