o(^▽^)o :white_check_mark: @joerobb@octodon.social

@evilchili, Imma follow you, but you best be truly evil.

@groofay I'm into #absurdism too, bigly. Who do you like?

@jrconlin just buy them some coffees and pour them in the rack.

@ksunter I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS UNTIL ALL MY FRIENDS FIND ME.

@groofay Correct! The females also don't have nipples, but will secrete milk directly onto their chests, where it will pool for little 'uns to lap up.

They're the coolest.

#trivia ball is in your court.

@groofay True or false: platypodes have small venomous barbs on the inside of their legs? #trivia

@groofay You win that bet.

It's pink. :)

@groofay do you know what color the milk of a hippo is? #triviatime

@prismatic7 What are you getting your PhD in?

@max am leisten koennen Sie einige?

@brennen "worse" is a relative thing, in'it?

@samafunk I do - I saw your conversation with @PreppyDude there.

You know, I wonder if this thing continues to chug along if one server will be considered to be cooler than the others ...

@jax But you can still only fly 360 characters higher. ;)

@wcsantos I'd like to know this too.

@samafunk hiya

@Mainebot that's how we lure you in.

@Stephen_Stone the journey of <character> as he/she triumphs/fails. Preferably with witty repartee and at least one other character for comic relief.

@tjr87 we may be the same person.

@brennen have you tried a little lemon juice?

@jax but isn't 500 characters just a different style of arbitrary truncation?