MONOKULT | @ Remain Underground ☢ From Dusk Till Dawn 19.10.2019 // youtube.com/watch?v=HwVa0yr5f3 // techno // Germany // 2019

Caching systems that dont give you the option to invalidate a specific item to force a refresh: fuck you.

Cortechs | Live @ 11 Years Tag X // youtube.com/watch?v=KSdhv4_60F // dark, atmospheric, industrial techno // Germany // 2019

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Discord post-mortem from a cloud engineer on the outside 

I should probably wait until I'm home, though.

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-"I shall rip it with my BEAR HANDS"
-"Don't you mean bare ha-"
-*bear sounds*

Björn Torwellen | Hard Drive Podcast 010 // youtube.com/watch?v=nKAO-YA8df // techno // Germany // 2012

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2000s hackers: My dream is to connect all of my devices to the internet.
2020s hackers: My dream is to disconnect all of my devices from the internet.

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people are always like “but if you launch donald trump into the sun with a big cannon then mike pence will take over and he’s just as evil” and to that I say: the elegance of my proposal is that the act of firing the cannon also frees up space in the cannon

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Of course the author of a build-breaking "merge" is the most arrogant dev in the team. Of course. Beware of that nasty place where arrogance crosses incompetence.

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Because of a quite dark past, the future of the .io TLD is quite uncertain: theregister.co.uk/2019/05/27/i

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me: ooh what's "foggy" in French

translator: do you want feminine or masculine foggy?

me: *shuts laptop, sets it in fire, starts a bonfire of French dictionaries*

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