YOU CAN'T START A FIRE
YOU CAN'T START A FIRE WITHOUT A SPARK

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Changing random stuffs in your code until your program works is hacky and bad practice.

But if you do it fast enough, it becomes machine learning and earns you 4x your current wages.

Wasted enough time playing Factory Idle? How about wasting some time playing Mindustry?

mindustrygame.github.io/

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me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!

brain:

TROUT

TROUT

LET IT ALL OUT

THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT

SALMON

I’M TALKING TO YOU

SALMON

me: cool never mind

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awesome to hear that microsoft and github are embracing open source software, i'm gonna host my own github instance with the source code they surely provide

"Historically, Colorado had strict laws prohibiting the collection of rainwater. However this law was overturned in 2009, so that rainwater collection is now legal using specific collection systems."

You can't make that up.

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Clueless recruiter confusing software developers job hopping vs running away from a clueless company. The answers are gold. 👌 workplace.stackexchange.com/qu

The Tunnel — Amelie Lens (live DJ-set @ Studio Brussel) // youtube.com/watch?v=d1-Xc7EfT4 // techno // Belgium // 2020

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Current status at : I can finally start working on what I wanted to work on this morning.

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Those that fail to remember the past are doomed to repeat it, over HTTP
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"Easter Island's Monoliths Made the Crops Grow" - literally. Dust and fragments from the quarry added much-needed minerals to the soil around it, making it the most fertile area of the isolated island.
atlasobscura.com/articles/what

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*lou bega voice*
One
Two
Three four five
That’s the number of guys
That sell burgers and fries

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