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DEAR GOD, DON'T LET WINDOWS REWRITE ITSELF AROUND UCS-16 IN THE BELIEF THAT 65535 CODEPOINTS OUGHT TO BE ENOUGH FOR ANYBODY.

JUST GO STRAIGHT TO UTF-8 AND FUCK OFF WITH THIS WCHAR BULLSHIT

cat'ing some binary shouldn't hork my shit. It shouldn't.

1. Find Dennis Ritchie. Explain to him about how memory safety is going to kill us. Put Rust style unsafe { } in early C.
2. Make IPv4 addresses wider out of the gate. Prevent NAT from being invented.
3. In-band signalling for terminals via ANSI escape codes? NO! OUT OF BAND SIGNALLING. DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

I have elaborate specific fantasies about travelling back in time to 1970 and saving computing from itself

Can I just put my entire TL behind CW: cussing? >.>

Wait, SIGTSTP is a different signal than SIGSTOP.

Oh.

I knew that shit catches Ctrl+Z all the time, AND I knew SIGSTOP cannot be masked, but...

I figured that was with ioctls on the TTY or some shit...

The track titles have a conceptual through line, so... bonus

You know what I'm talking about. Don't pretend you don't.

Somebody put together a version of Meet Me Halfway by the Black Eyed Peas that segues into Maps by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs when the fast guitar picking bit starts

In light of DirtyBeep, please enjoy this excerpt from the "IOCTL WACKINESS" section of the Arch manpage for beep(1)

cc: @zerosum0x0

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gv and okular can open it instantly, while simultaneously being astonishingly ugly and awkward.

What the hecccck is evince doing that it takes over a minute to open a 2.7 MB pdf off a tmpfs on a whole system that's running on a tmpfs with an i7-7700k

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I want to resolve some shit without ever disclosing my queries to a network middle man and without having special tools or foreknowledge.

"Go to https://1.1.1.1 and type what you want to resolve" would be a great way for that to work.

On one hand, it's sick as hell that https://1.1.1.1 has a valid certificate.

On the other hand, it'd be nice if it let me do dns over https right there immediately???

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sonic mania??? what's next... ....... sonic depression

I think I'm pretty much done with btrfs. I've used it for several years and I like the features, but I've hit enough totally unnecessary data corruption that I'm gonna stop.