depression, suicide, hope Show more
I don't understand people who think that self-improving artificial intelligence will solve all of humanity's problems. We've already got self-improving natural intelligence and all it does is shitpost and be depressed
I do not want to search the whole service for these terms. I saw this tweet before and I just want to find it again.
The most important microblogging search feature is:
Search MY TIMELINE for that post I saw four days ago and now want to link someone to.
day job, performance review (part 1) Show more
Here's some #advice for young #US #developers:
* Prefer hourly jobs over salaried positions.
* When getting paid hourly, insist on time and a half for overtime. If you work more than 40 hours a week, you should be paid extra. If your boss refuses, immediately leave/disconnect and do not return until the following Monday.
* Nobody is doing you a favor by hiring you. They are buying your time and effort and trying to pay you as little as possible. Don't let them fool or gaslight you.
The experience of being a pedestrian is spending a lot of time: looking people in the eyes through their windshields, silently begging them not to kill you (while you have right-of-way).
Compromising IPv4 networks via IPv6 https://blog.fox-it.com/2018/01/11/mitm6-compromising-ipv4-networks-via-ipv6/ #pentest #redteam #WPAD #Windows #MITM https://t.co/c3nMPJnKIh
If Futaba's a hikikomori, how come her style is so fucking fly.
Answer me that, huh?
@jennamagius nothing has helped my imposter syndrome like seeing my coworkers' code.
@jennamagius If we had dignity, we'd find a more honest way to earn a living, like arms trafficking.
BREAKING: 'They' Is Fucking Plural, Right? We'll Ask Someone, And They'll Answer, And THAT'S AN EXAMPLE RIGHT THERE AND IT READ JUST FINE TO YOU. So Shut Up About Plural 'They' Somehow Being Wrong Already, For Fuck's Sake!
@tinker
Bank: Who was your best friend growing up?
Me: Paul
Bank: Sorry, that's too short of an answer.
Me: Fine, I'll be back after I relive my childhood. There was a Timothy that I probably should have given a chance.
I’ve been waiting for a Pluto's Kiss incident since 2003 at least
ah yes, the two genders
RT @zketcherz@twitter.com: I cant believe i havent posted this here after how popular its become on tumblr ;A;