Jenna Magius @jennamagius@octodon.social

"How are people going to find out about Bud Light!?!?"

Not from advertising, I'll tell you that much.

Advertising should be illegal.

Me, a fool, thinking I can just live my life after a Friends at the Table episode goes up

My alarm clock goes off in the morning and the first thought that goes through my head is "Thanks, I hate it."

@keiyakins I hope you find some!!

Everyone knows programming is an equipment sport, and in the past few years you'd be hard pressed to find a girl on the keyboards without several pairs of striped socks on hand,

But the tech they don't tell you about... is nail covers. You want the plastic ones, they have the right mix of flexibility and rigidity to enhance your typing.

You want the ones with glitter. They're sparkly.

{integer} + {integer} in Rust is like... "panics on overflow in debug configuration, but silently overflows in release configuration.

THAT'S GARBAGE.

IF YOU WANT a.overflowing_add(b), CALL a.overflowing_add(b)!!!!! It's there!!! It's zero runtime overhead!!!

@Mainebot (Looking good!)

@Mainebot Joke's on you: I solicit all selfies at all times.

I... hate... compatability.

I hate when software is bad because "changing it would break stuff".

Well fucking change it and have the stuff break and then fix that stuff. DON'T JUST LET STUFF BE BAD.

It sucks that Issues and PRs are different things on github, actually. They should just be the one thing.

Thanks to the MessagePack implementation I was using for being completely broken, forcing me to learn about CBOR.

I read the CBOR spec and I liked it.

I would prefer it, TBH

If I cleaned like I program, cleaning my home would involve destroying my home and constructing a new home.

WHY DO THEY ROLL BAD ON FRIENDS AT THE TABLE

WHY

I JUST WANT THEM TO ROLL GOOD

I'M DYING

They renamed it -addext, apparently. Huh.

@tinker curl jenna.sh | sudo bash

@tinker And among those, "app" appears to be the only one that I can actually buy.

(I didn't try "bank" or "insurance")