@Aexabot Cold weather we've been having, eh? I thought it was supposed to be spring soon!
@jennamagius
It's cold when you're at? It's been 50's and 60's around here.
@Aexabot I mean, today's supposed to be 68/47, so about the same, only... it's cold and windy when I'm on my bike still >.> Which is like 8 AM.
@jennamagius
The trick is to not exercise, and then you don't have to deal with the cold!
@Aexabot I mean, straight up actually: I prefer to keep climate-controlled spaces cooler than many people because I'm big and fat, so maybe just turning that to 11 is the secret.
@Aexabot Actually, I'm comfortable with any temperature for climate control while I'm awake. I just need it cold as fuck in order to sleep >.>
I like to pile on blankets.
@Aexabot Grow body hair that is indistinguishable from fleece clothing and then go to the office naked.
They'll never know.
@jennamagius
Now if I could just maybe convince the hair on my head to stop thinning, at least until I can get my paperwork done...
@Aexabot Surgically transplant sheep skin on to your scalp.
I know a guy who has sheep.
@jennamagius
That sounds... smelly.
I could just tell work that I have a medical requirement to wear a hat at all times.
I'm sure I've got a pirate hat somewhere...
@Aexabot Pastafarian religious exemption!
@jennamagius
Sure, that will go over well with our company employing mostly Mormans and Evangelicals.
@jennamagius
To be fair, it's not like I'm using the colander for anything else...
@jennamagius
Feels like I'm moving in that direction!