@Aexabot Cold weather we've been having, eh? I thought it was supposed to be spring soon!
@jennamagius
It's cold when you're at? It's been 50's and 60's around here.
@Aexabot I mean, today's supposed to be 68/47, so about the same, only... it's cold and windy when I'm on my bike still >.> Which is like 8 AM.
@jennamagius
The trick is to not exercise, and then you don't have to deal with the cold!
@Aexabot I mean, straight up actually: I prefer to keep climate-controlled spaces cooler than many people because I'm big and fat, so maybe just turning that to 11 is the secret.
@Aexabot Actually, I'm comfortable with any temperature for climate control while I'm awake. I just need it cold as fuck in order to sleep >.>
I like to pile on blankets.
@Aexabot Grow body hair that is indistinguishable from fleece clothing and then go to the office naked.
They'll never know.
@jennamagius
Feels like I'm moving in that direction!
@jennamagius
Now if I could just maybe convince the hair on my head to stop thinning, at least until I can get my paperwork done...
@Aexabot Surgically transplant sheep skin on to your scalp.
I know a guy who has sheep.
@jennamagius
That sounds... smelly.
I could just tell work that I have a medical requirement to wear a hat at all times.
I'm sure I've got a pirate hat somewhere...
@Aexabot Pastafarian religious exemption!
@jennamagius
Sure, that will go over well with our company employing mostly Mormans and Evangelicals.
@jennamagius
To be fair, it's not like I'm using the colander for anything else...
@jennamagius
HRT drastically changed how I feel about temperature to the point where I'm uncomfortable wearing my fleece in the office even though I always have had to.
...but I keep wearing it anyways because I'm paranoid that's gonna be the thing that tips people off.
Which is silly because literally everything else about me is probably what would do it if that was going to happen. 😜