MTG templating finally dumped "he or she" for "they", and that's good shit right there (gOod sHit 💯 💯 ),
and anyway, because of that I wound up reading the Chicago Manual of Style's writup about their newly increased acceptance of singular they: http://cmosshoptalk.com/2017/04/03/chicago-style-for-the-singular-they/ ,
and it PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF????