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The fun thing about "sarcastic" mansplaining is that if I don't know you, it is indistinguishable from actual mansplaining.

It doesn't work as a joke. You are actually just doing the exact same thing that idiots do, just with a secret intent that I am not in on.

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@Kryten 1752-08-30 to 1752-09-16 is long, too

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= MASTODON =
WHAT THEY EXPECTED: a VC backed startup intending to destroy twitter
WHAT THEY GOT: a bunch of cyberpunk kids hanging out behind the mall

@seven5three Third java incoming; might work good soon?

@joerobb I'm also familiar with that school of thought and mostly concur. I think only a small contrast splits our positions on this topic.

@foxiehkins Your avatar is a long quaff of happy in a can.

@joerobb Is 140 flying? Or is it just iron bars holding back your mind?

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another srs post here, wont be long:

we are happy there are more folks here but FYI newbies, Mastodon's community was founded by gays, trans folx, POC, furries. Not only do we take no BS from Nazis, we won't have you ruining this place for us.

YOU ADJUST TO US. Mic drop ๐ŸŽค

@joerobb: Although a glass roof and sky might look akin, and both act to limit us, raising limits allows an opportunity to fly.

How long can this go on? Will anybody ask "What is this?" or "Why won't it stop?" I don't know why I'm doing this; but if you say what is going on I might find a way to stop.

(Also, this 500 char limit is a joy to play with. Arbitrary truncation can go to history's dustbin!)

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Man, 500 characters makes a huge difference. 500 is a paragraph, while 140 is a sentence.

Thanks @pzmyers for boosting Mastodon.