We need Mastodon to take off purely for the image of awkward newscasters doing stories about toots
@daveskull81 Your teens could be tooting *right now*!
@jasonsteakums They may be tooting at school! Don't let your teens toot and drive!
@jasonsteakums and mastodons
@jasonsteakums Agreed. I want to see a hard nosed thought piece on CNN about people tooting on the internet and its effects on the youth of tomorrow.