Where i work
https://twitter.com/SweatingCommas/status/928749777269002241
(Iβm sorry if the link destination offends you.)
I probably should avoid social media late in the week until I get comfortable with my new work schedule and less prone to biting off, verbally, everyone's heads.
My hair froze this morning at the bus stop. I probably should see to that from now on.
We branched off into the topic of personal choice vs. actual needs. I need a drink now.
I just argued with a millennial about why a car is or isn't considered an investment. It wasn't pretty.
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i need more potatoes in my life
Um the person I asked out on a date for this weekend might be here at the cafe where I'm working tonight, where I'm moping and dressed slovenly. I should vanish.
This week's personal project
Sometimes I look closely at my left ring finger to see if there are still indentations from five years ago.
He just took out a machine, and he's rolling cigarettes, taking up the whole reserved seating section.
That's a speaker in his hand, and he's broadcasting shitty music to the whole train at 7 in the morning.
get excited, man.
I think about my mechanical drawing teacher from freshman year in high school every time I draw an arrow in my notebook.
Iβm going to write a book about verb usage and call it βTo Be or Not To Be."
Exclamation points are wearing me out today.
Will someone send me caffeinated cough drops? And sleeping pills for these dogs?
Ordering extra cheese was the best decision I made today.
Yes I can.
Can I still order pizza delivery without a mobile app?