Jason Rehmus 🗺 @jason@octodon.social
Writer and encourager. Try me.
https://octodon.social/@jason/1049542📌
I’m supposed to be at this Halloween party I’m not dressing up for, and it’s BYOB, but I don’t have a b to b, and I don’t feel like walking the wrong direction through the snow to the b store, then back all the way up to where the party is just so I can eat tacos with friends. Huh. Tacos with friends. Maybe I should go to this party, b or no b.
None of this white stuff was here at lunch.
Coworker just got Monster energy drink in his eye, and it's not the first time! So I had to tell him about the time I shot whiskey through my nose. Not fun. At all.
2 x 2
plate, dark blue
I'm near the door at this new job, so I make sure to say good morning as people arrive. I hope this helps my coworkers get to like me more quickly.
This chicken caesar wrap has croutons in it. I think they just dumped a pre-made salad from the bowl into a tortilla.
Today I'm working with invisible pieces.
Me: "You want me to get started on this one?" *pointing at only kit on table (covered with partial orders) ready to be worked on*
Production Manager: *shrugs* I don't care."
Me: *presses down urge to reorganize three departments and take over company operations*
If a dating app match asks, “What do you do for work?” is “As little as possible” an okay reply?
I probably ought to try for more than 4 hours of sleep tonight.
I am so sorry i have been cheating on you with tw i am so ashamed.
I forgot how much I enjoy the privacy of my winter coat's hood.
One of my new coworkers thought I was 29 years old. He is officially my favorite person for October 2017.
My #introduction:
I'm Chris, an elementary school teacher in Brooklyn. When I'm not surrounded by six-year-olds, I enjoy baking whole-grain sourdough, running, tending my rooftop garden, tinkering with my computer.
I'm also into cooperative movements and collective/communal living. I think we can make a better world by dismantling hierarchies and disarming systems of power and oppression. (What does that look like in practice? Let's chat.)
So, hello!
🏳️🌈 he / him / his
Guy on the bus just told me I look like Irish Jesus.
Added to my device home screens, for work purposes:
https://www.bricklink.com/
So sore. All because I’m out of shape. I wish I could just always be a circle or a triangle or something.
