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I think about my mechanical drawing teacher from freshman year in high school every time I draw an arrow in my notebook.

Iโ€™m going to write a book about verb usage and call it โ€œTo Be or Not To Be."

Exclamation points are wearing me out today.

Will someone send me caffeinated cough drops? And sleeping pills for these dogs?

Ordering extra cheese was the best decision I made today.

@GucciPiggy@toot.cat it was more a confirmation. I had just gotten off the phone ๐Ÿ˜„

Can I still order pizza delivery without a mobile app?

Iโ€™m supposed to be at this Halloween party Iโ€™m not dressing up for, and itโ€™s BYOB, but I donโ€™t have a b to b, and I donโ€™t feel like walking the wrong direction through the snow to the b store, then back all the way up to where the party is just so I can eat tacos with friends. Huh. Tacos with friends. Maybe I should go to this party, b or no b.

@dragonluvr89 I'm just a grunt. You'll have to ask someone more important than me.

@maiki real snow. It's what we do in Minnesota.

@masu it depends on how much trouble I want to start!

@paulyhedral It is a cool color. Iโ€™ve touched a lot that color over the last two days.

Coworker just got Monster energy drink in his eye, and it's not the first time! So I had to tell him about the time I shot whiskey through my nose. Not fun. At all.