Jason Rehmus 🗺 @jason@octodon.social
Writer and encourager. Try me.
https://octodon.social/@jason/1049542📌
2 x 2
plate, dark blue
@Gotterdammerung how did it end for him? Am I doomed?
I'm near the door at this new job, so I make sure to say good morning as people arrive. I hope this helps my coworkers get to like me more quickly.
@Fritillaria2 yep. That's what I thought of, too.
This chicken caesar wrap has croutons in it. I think they just dumped a pre-made salad from the bowl into a tortilla.
@Mainebot it seems I never grew up 😉
Today I'm working with invisible pieces.
Me: "You want me to get started on this one?" *pointing at only kit on table (covered with partial orders) ready to be worked on*
Production Manager: *shrugs* I don't care."
Me: *presses down urge to reorganize three departments and take over company operations*
@Mainebot yes is better than no in answer to that question.
@Fritillaria2 Damn it, you’re right.
If a dating app match asks, “What do you do for work?” is “As little as possible” an okay reply?
I probably ought to try for more than 4 hours of sleep tonight.
I am so sorry i have been cheating on you with tw i am so ashamed.
@viciousviscosity and the ending 😉
@viciousviscosity after watching The Incredibles, I’m not sold on capes 😉
I forgot how much I enjoy the privacy of my winter coat's hood.
@DragonIV I felt the same until i realized clerks were trained to ask everyone who looked under 40 😕
One of my new coworkers thought I was 29 years old. He is officially my favorite person for October 2017.
