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I never see this side of my laptop.

THIS is the photo I should send people when we're meeting for the first time, not a picture of my face ๐Ÿ˜„

Sample.

(I can't tell if this sounds like the rain or just static.)

This is Saint Urho skewering a grasshopper.

Hey, listen. When youโ€™ve studied a text intently and really scrutinized it, youโ€™ve pored over that document.

When you say you poured over it, this is what youโ€™re saying:

I won a bumper sticker, but I don't own any bumpers ๐Ÿค”

Somebody had too much fun at this bus stop last night.