Maybe the next time my phone's battery dies I'll bury the whole thing, have a funeral for the future, then walk away in peace.
@jason you don't even have to wait till it dies, you know :-) Start with the burying, and IT WILL DIE! Guaranteed!
@isagalaev I'm not a murderer.
@jason you don't even have to wait till it dies, you know :-) Start with the burying, and IT WILL DIE! Guaranteed!