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I understand open invitations like the following aren’t effective, but know this is something available to you and your people:

If there’s anything weighing on you, and you can’t think of anyone to talk to about it, feel free to send me a Direct toot, and I’ll listen. We all need each other, and I’m ready to do my part.

(Pass it on.)

Wait. Apple really, non-ironically released a product called iPhone Excess?

And feeling flirty. I'm a little worried I'I'll walk to the casino next door and act on that impulse.

I have an urge to watch A River Runs Through It tonight.

Sometimes I find myself in a river town with historic charm whose heyday occurred sometime between 1889 and 1949 and I'm a little buzzed and the casino across the lot is probably the hope they're pinning their economic future on and it just won't work but I don't have the heart to tell them so instead I'll enjoy breakfast at the coffee shop with the bright-eyed, smiling baristas tomorrow morning and before that see what this Tinder message is all about.

I'm falling in love with everyone with a Southern accent down here. And the fluffy Corgi hanging out in the coffee shop.

Road tripping today to southern Indiana. For work. With my whole team. I'm actually pretty excited 😄

We've got snow showers here in Minneapolis today. It's getting real, folks.

My superpower is jointing a social networking and attracting the librarians in the place.

So-called ADD is a superpower if you can channel it. I found a career that lets me shift gears often, rewards me for noticing things out of the ordinary, and applauds the ability to drop everything to handle an emergency.

I don’t have a disorder. I’m the one you want watching over things while everyone else can sleep.

We suffer more in imagination than in reality - Seneca
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It's never things that upset us, but our opinion about them that does.
:thaenkin:
Therefore, we are not lacking whatever we think we are lacking. It's only our opinion that we are deficient that's much worse than any potential deprivation.
:blobthinkingeyes:
We've got plenty. We are plenty!
😎

I'm writing a new gag, and I need your help!

I'm working on a comedy piece which features a pair of Russian gangster stereotypes, and I'm looking for background music for their introduction.

I'm hoping for something instrumental, moody, and ideally under a creative commons license or in the public domain.

Any suggestions would be appreciated!

#music
#theater
#needhelp
#comedy
#clown
#CircusLife
#AmWriting

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Couldn’t figure out why I’m in such a good mood today, then I realized I haven’t read any news yet.

@jason Walking is the cheapest form of therapy. It's amazing what a 20-30 minute walk can do for the soul.

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