my Linus Torvalds impression: what the frick!!!! this code stinks you big doo doo butthead!!!! im 47 heckin years old and people still revere my verbally abusive bull shit for some reason. fuck me
"Heart of Texas, a Russian-controlled Facebook group that promoted Texas secession, announced a rally on May 21, 2016 to 'Stop Islamification of Texas.'
A separate Russian-sponsored group advertised a 'Save Islamic Knowledge' rally for the same place and time.
Protesters showed up in downtown Houston. Interactions between the two groups eventually escalated into confrontation.
Russians managed to pit Texans against each other for the bargain price of $200."
You can't make this shit up, i got a recruiter e-mail from facebook 
adult: how come so many teens are depressed????
teens: well school is hell and society is shit and the world is dying and things like that
adults: it's the internet isn't it
fuck you papa john
you're not my real dad
ALTERNATE NANOS
* National Ransom Note Writing Month (#NaRaNoWriMo)
* National Fake News Writing Month (#NaFaNewWriMo)
* National "Why I'm Leaving New York" Personal Essay Writing Month (#NaWhyILeNeYoPeEsWriMo)
Trying to blog about legislation I have no interest in, for an audience I'm not convinced can read, on a website no one visits.
Welp, I'm officially in hell. It's not as hot as you'd think.
Friendly reminder to support our platform mommy.
Ah November, that glorious time when I get to find out how much more awful my health insurance will be next year
GET EQUIPPED
WITH
GIRL WILL
Moar like totes amirite https://octodon.social/media/jkJitOZ4Cg1948Xo2tQ
@KitRedgrave the history of a life, whatever else it may be, is a history of failure. - Sartre
what the fuck is a yam
but seriously though Show more
how do I explain this to birdsite. "Mastodon is really good everyone has been talking about oats for 2 hours and it really gives a sense of community and family"
wtf is the deal with the oats
turn on the mastodon
(oats)
nah, fuck it, turn it off
Halloween, that magical time of year when I can buy 10 pound bags of candy and no one thinks it's "a huge red flag."
oat to joy
I'll make an emojo for anyone else on the instance out of their usual avi