OK I ran out of ideas here, so I went ahead and made another version of @otherfootbot especially for Mastodon. You're... welcome?
So hey check out this fuckin'... anecdote
I was with my wife yesterday morning on a crowded train platform in DC, pushing our baby along in the stroller (painting a picture here, folks) and I turned to her and said "HEY did you know Some Like It Hot was meant to be part I in a trilogy?" and she was like "Whoa, really?" and I said "Yeah, the last installment was gonna be Some Like It In The Pot Nine Days Old" and she shot me a withering look and I've been laughing about it since then, The End.
duffell on Metafilter, if you're asking.
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