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Jacob @jacubby@octodon.social

I wore a new tshirt to work today. I had to make check and make sure a penis wasn't showing on the illustrated man depicted. You never stop experiencing new things, kids.

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The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People:
1) pyrokinesis
2) bioluminescence
3) omnipresence
4) eyebeams
5) pine scent
6) robot arm
7) gills

You ever, like, see a hairstyle you want, but then think nah I'm fat?

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This overwhelming desire to flip my desk over, tell all my coworkers to fuck off, and storm off the building is really affecting my productivity today.

When I laugh at this Rexulti commercial, please know I'm not laughing at mental illness.

Time for work. I've been hardcore lurking here, and now I must live without for 8 hours. But make no mistake, my job is so boring that I'll be thinking about nothing but lurking here and Aleister Black's NXT entrance theme.

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Making my teetotaler parents eat at Upland brewpub for my birthday on Sunday. Never stop rebelling, kids.

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I'm torn between inviting a bunch of people to check this out and the inevitable arrival of social media scolds with their rules on how everyone is supposed to behave on social media. This feels clean and fun.

@dom I use it as a nickname for living creatures I care about. :laughing:

Old man here. Early adoptin'. Makin' things uncool. All the teens roll their eyes.

:disappointed_relieved: What is this? Where am I?