yisroel ๐ @imallmostgone@octodon.social
irresponsible incompetent fuzzy boy
eternally internally screaming.
slowly being merged with the https://cybre.space/@synth identity
CALLER YOU'RE THROUGH TO DOCTOR MIKE THE MEDICAL MECHANIC WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU???
Hi, first time-long time! I've been trying to construct a homemade scoliosis brace out of a bicycle frame and some empty cans, but I implanted it wrong and now I have a bunch of metal plates sticking out of my back like a stegosaurus. Should I try and remove them, or should I inject myself with some lizard DNA and see how far I can take this?
ICYMI, I posted a new #TootFic last night. I think this one's my best so far, certainly a lot of thought went into it and I think the results were good.
anway, i should be asleep. gn.
so, there was a shalom zachar last night, a good proper kiddush this morning, and tonight a melava malka with the expressed purpose of getting rid of chametz. so I'm up to getting a bit drunk three times in 24 hours. this is what bein hazmanim should look like ๐๐
so lots of people are getting rid of their chametz cause pesach is coming. beer and whisky are chametz. I'm very happy to help.
kษ:สณ 
software as a plumbus
i went missing for 25 hours, so wat'd i miss here on octodon dot social?
A mastodon instance except every time someone toots it gets faster
Level 2 fediverse posting: meta-discussion of fediverse
Level 3 fediverse posting: old usenet memes, infosec stuff, supporting instances
Level 4 fediverse posting: lain
the venn diagram of furries and electro-swing fans is a circle
kill the e-celebs and topple their brands
i check over on birb site for a sec and what do i see? https://octodon.social/media/Z6a-P3t4SSwnTwieYXg
to be clear i don't think he's aware of us. he's right tho.
so i burnt a whole pack of tofu on a gas grill. that's a fine late lunch.
retoot if you love smashing capitalism, and being a bit gay
@jonnysun please come back.
and maybe bring Sarah Kay. tell her that poetryโ twitter has more writing room here.
And with that I've hit 500 follows and it's time for our first #giveaway!
Would you like this lovely FUCK FASCISM shirt? Of course you would!
I'll randomly choose someone who boosts this toot. You have until 8PM PST tonight!
(If you don't want to wait, or want more cool stuff, you can order one from http://resistancefashion.com)
Software poltics / criticising Stallman Show more
ICYMI, I wrote a short story based on a toot! You can read it here: http://www.ginnymcqueen.com/going-home/ https://mastodon.social/media/zfGqKvNWqWDSp_bI7U4
