someone just showed me the Awkward Bachur twitter account and I'm literally on the floor screeching in pain from laughing. this is top level yeshivish humor.
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Using this web service, you can see local timeline and federated timeline of other Mastodon instances without a account on it.
https://md-tpt.azurewebsites.net/
oh wow. why did someone think this instance was a good place to base a weather bot that's CONSTANTLY tooting. like seriously, I'd be a bit annoyed if a human was taking that much local timeline space. house it on a bot instance please. at least change the listings so it doesn't fill the entire local timeline.
there's like at least one typo or grammatical error in like every other one of my post ....... I would die for there to be an edit option
btw @Ipsifendus you said you had an order list for reading P. G. Wodehouse?
*watching nuMST3K*
Did that robot just say "ich bin movie time?"
getting this out before i forget it.
my current musical situation is listening to Noname, watching Coheed acoustic sessions, and getting hype over the upcoming SOAK album.
Speak enigmatically and carry a large cat
a hour ago someone posted something on our local timeline that is so friggin stupid as angering that i have to assume it was sarcastic. even with the link. 'cause i don't have time or emotional energy right now to deal with the possibility that it was sincere.
now that octodon is on the newest version and the column properly sizes to my phone screen I'm getting rid of tusky. the web interface in the browser is just so good.
i doubt anyone here will get this joke, but it's the best I've ever made:
In Karlin/Stolin no one can hear you scream.
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shoulda CWed that last one with discourse. too late now.
ok, I'm missing something, how is subtootin "harassment?" i mean yeah, can be crappy , can be all kinds of messed up, but how is it harassing if the subtooted has the tooter blocked and still goes looking?
testin somethin, pay no mind (or do, it's a good toot, idc) https://cybre.space/@synth/233657
With nothing else to jinx about at the moment I will just casually mention that Arpeggio of Blue Steel is a series that needs more love and I should probably return to an ARP icon to represent my adoration for it. https://witches.town/media/9hFRI8Z2617Vdsv1r_Y
I've more and more pingin from my cybre dot space account. one day i might fully migrate over there. not today tho.