patterning your #gamingphilosophy based on philosophers:
Socrates: a game not examined is a game not worth gaming
Mencius: you speak of balance and fairness β why talk about winning?
Diogenes: fuck your conventions, man! (goes to live in dumpster)
Laozi: the winning strategy that can be described is not the true winning strategy
Al-Ghazali: (publishes a treatise on the Incoherence of the Game Philosophers)
Nietzsche: The game designer is dead! We killed him, you and I!
@ikea_femme Sappho: I gotta get my crafting done
but i keep thinking of fem!Shep
why do the gods vex me so