story concept:
You wake up to a dragon that's claimed your closet as its cave. It's barely three feet tall and has horded your clothes into its nest.
"Human! I demand a sacrifice of your most succulent foodstuffs, or I will wreak havoc upon the lands!"
The almost child-like voice is incredibly non-threatening, and you find soon that the dragon's favorite food is oreos. You toss them a pack before going about your day as usual. You're not even sure if their "havoc" is any more than a singed rug
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