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Critican el #SystemD por ser un software "malware que espía" a los usuarios y que es algo que fue impuesto a la fuerza... con esa premisa me argumentan porqué el odio....

Pero usan Android con Gapp's, Wasap, Google Browser y Chrome...

No entiendo al final que quieren.

Someone going to a security "con", at the airport:

-Sir, we are sorry for the inconvenience but we have to check your laptop, please have a seat for a while.

-Yep, sure! No problem.

*Fuck you all, don't you know I boot from a liveCD, don't have a HDD and use cloud services to store all my shit? I just need to memorize 8 passwords.

Justo a esta hora se le ocurre a mi mente pensar en la playa, no se da cuenta que apenas es martes.

Caffeine straigh to the veins

no fucking ads, no fucking suggestions. Love this shit

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Twitter and the internet are so annoying with their suggestions, their "in case you missed it", their adds... It's this "raw" feeling you get from Mastodon that I love : it doesn't do more than it should

there should be a way to create a global (federated) account for tooting wide world, and if you want to toot local you should access a local instance.

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So many follow bots. They are multiplying every hour. Part of me feels like this is the start of sky net. Soon, mastodon will just be a collection of bots each other with the occasional human thrown in.

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Someone should make a list of all the bots to follow. Call it 'The Turing Registry'.

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I tried making a twitter account a couple of days ago and it blocked me because of suspicious behavior... which was clicking their "first tweet" template and getting followed by two spam accounts. Great user experience. 👌 👌

Mastodon seems nicer.

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There's a fucking beautiful day out there, I'm gonna take a break, grab 12 beers and drink that shit with my imaginary best friends

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I instinctively abbreviate text now (w/, w/out, bc, ppl) even though there is more than enough room here. Birdsite has broken me :bird:

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an utopia where weed is basically money except everyone has a lot of

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Since is hard to achieve. One solution I propose is having an alter ego online.

Create another email under another name and use a different username on a browser that leaves no trace on your machine through a .

They might be able to you but not your alter ego if you manipulate what you share. Lie online all the time and they won't be able to detect the truth from it. Provide miss information. It is the only way.

Think if gus from breaking bad having 2 lives.

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mom: hey son I joined this new Mastodon thing
me: oh shit mom, I coulda helped you find a server, which one did you choose?
mom: well I liked the privacy policy on satanic.bikerladi.es but then communist.blaze.party had the shortest ping latency so