Groofay du Breton @groofay@octodon.social

@ogfreel yeah, it's just the answer that might be a blatant lie.

@tophat the Sea of Tranquility.

trapped in a small city/big town and have several hours to waste, #AMA.

@tophat Plot twist: That isn't me. That's actually a photo of someone who lived in the 1800s.

I need to be more cautious. My carefully cultivated pretentious fictionality is becoming a little too concrete for my liking.

@tophat goddammit top hat. go back to the 1800s.

My hope is that this causes my birbfollower count to drop catastrophically, as people read it and are like, "Oh, I'd better unfollow Groofay because nobody else is gonna pay attention to his tweets" but like thirty people do exactly that.

Naruto just followed me.

I refuse to believe it.

I mean, this is birbsite we're talking about, not the Ensemble Intercontemporain.

Although, if the EIC is following me under cover as a porn spam bot, I do hope they recognize and enjoy my sense of humor.

I totally just birb'd an unbelievably shitty and unperceptive article about modern classical music.

Let the follower number fall.*

*just kidding, nobody will even care.

Re. that toot I just boosted:

Heckin' relatable. Exactly how I roll.

Not even 8:30 and I'm starting to fall asleep.

Reminds me somehow of what it was like to be five years old.

@aemarc It's a veritable Trojan horse among cookies.

I've caught too many Followbots, anyone want to trade Pokemon with me?

I'm eight followers short of my number on birbsite.

I'm debating between just posting more stupidity here, and posting really awful stuff on birbsite in the hopes that it will cause people to unfollow me there.

Or both. Who knows. Could be fun.

Printed off a bus ticket (1 page) and a quartet arrangement I did with enough copies for everyone (96 pages).

There's a joke in there somewhere...

So much #CatchyHashtag going on. Beautiful.