fuck your rankings every tooter is equal in the eyes of me. you're all my favorites.
@gossamer there's RANKINGS IN THIS????
You say that now, but wait til I blast off my next toot...
@surfin_cow your toots have absolutely zero effect on my egalitarian stance.
*Constantly spams the TL with links to the Ween song "Touch My Tooter, Smoocher"*
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