Pinned oot dr robotnik's mean bean machine is a metaphorical statement about the nature of war. as your "humble goal" of freeing the beans also means that you have to systematically murder some of them, only to achieve victory over an opponent. you either die a hero or watch yourself popping beans enough to become the villain

when the fuck is a sexy surgeon gonna put my penis in retrograde

the last time i used this account was 17 months, 1 gender, and 1 sexuality ago

fuck yes im a patriot i'll die for the pink, white and blue

if american can fail at being a functioning democracy, then i can also fail at being a functioning human being

How the fuck do you trust white girls to be allies when they can't even stop buying racism mcnuggets from the homophobia hut

snagging my best posts and putting them into a text file so i have my shitpost cache when i ascend this plane

why does no one call themselves a thousandaire? being a thousandaire is pretty special; i for one am not a thousandaire right now.

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โ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฒ in this
โ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฒโ•ฒ house
โ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ฒโ•ฒ we
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ratios & clout are bourgeois
โ•ฑโ•ฑโ”โ”ณโ”“โ•ญโ•ฎโ”โ”ณโ”“ โ•ฒโ•ฒ

in christianity chester bennington and saddam hussein are in the same afterlife which is why i am no longer a christian

@gossamer im switching to one of those. i know bofa is more active

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give me pros and cons between knzk and bofa

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For those in Florence's path:

- Please have your evacuation plans ready. You can never over prepare.

- Locate your nearest storm shelter now. Ensure that it does not have any large windows (e.g. gymnasiums).

- Bring resources up from lower levels of your abode, as they're serve you better while close by.

- DO NOT be coerced into working in the day leading up to, let alone hours before landfall.

Stay safe, y'all!

i want to go back to the good old days. the hunter gatherer days. i have my cromag wife, living that cromag life. got my 3 children helpin the wife out pickin berries while me and the boys throw sticks at some wild fuckin animals

*grunts in sadness*

soon enough science will work for out fetish technologies... think of having a stomach large enough to vore someone

every time i fill up gas cans i feel like i'm in left 4 dead and about to shit on some zombs

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im braver than the troops bcuz i subtoot about people while they're online

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