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There's a guy sitting next to me at this coffeeshop who:
1) Is dressed like the lead singer of Urge Overkill
2) Is sitting with his legs crossed REALLY tightly
2) Didn't order a coffee
3) Has gotten up five times to get sugar, honey, and a handful of stir sticks
4) is violently stirring up something in an empty cup

What do I do?!

Lee Goolsby @golero

@glencorbett Maybe he's making a hipster version of diabetes treatment?