Selfcare bot is stressing me out. What if I can't stretch now?

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So I deactivated my Facebook in May and thought it would only last a couple of weeks because I'd miss it too much.
Now that I'm used to not having it, life is great. I found mastodon and now I can spend all my time here instead.

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My cat struggled for half an hour to kick this medical cone off but it wouldn't move so he collapsed like this and stared off into space, contemplating his new life. I made it into a cookie.

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Can anyone point me in the direction of creating my own bot?

I’m interested in learning 🤖
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Just to enlighten some timelines: a picture of my favourite dog. (:

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Power outage. Once this phone dies, what will I point my face at?

Maybe follower would be better named connection. Less stalky and egoy.

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Octodon

Octodon is a nice general purpose instance. more