eric :hotdog: @gborcus@octodon.social

If I had time to be bored, I would entertain myself by counting my millions. In fact, if my brain were so encumbered by the vast emptiness of boredom (it's not), I would simply run through one of the many novels in the depths of my mind. Alas, I have six hundred meetings in the next five seconds that require my valuable input. One need not say that a mere millisecond of my attention is highly regarded in the fast-paced world of super-tech, and held sacred by many, therefore I will not say it.

Options other than humiliating a 69 year old: Don't wait until the last second to reserve crew transfer seats, put your crew on another airline, put your crew on a bus to Louisville or pay one of them to drive a rental car (only a 5 hour drive), find replacement crew in Louisville, offer more compensation and a hotel room for the night to another passenger. Let the dude fly and then file a police report against him for not obeying their ridiculous law. Poor management. #UnitedAirlines

@Frankenbeans Simple solution to not having water: stop moving to the desert.

The Google translator add-on for Firefox allows you to hot-key translate selected text into your language of choice, if anyone is interested. Works pretty well and doesn't require any copy-pasting or translating the entire page.

is there a way to see a list of the users I muted?

anybody going to gencon this year?

@thorstenpanknin great! thank you for the interesting link

@thorstenpanknin what system is that?

I'm starting a movement

@Frankenbeans if you're buying, we're all drinking

anybody know where to get a good bratwurst around here?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a cinder block?

@Migukin can't folks just mute you if they don't want to read what you have to say?

humble brag disguised as joke

@Morgan it'd be nice if he started working on 0x10c again

trying to run an instance of mastodon out of a pringles can

@amyxzh probably because half of them are Russian shills and we just bombed their ally

@sapadian @8zu copy an emoji from the toot box thingy and paste the resulting text next to your name in the profile editor. Bing bang boom