while you were using paper towels, I mastered the airblade
@fraggle You can't dry your hands on a futuristic hoverboa- OOOH, you meant the Dyson one.
@fraggle Why doesn't Dyson sell a giant walk-through airblade I could put near my shower?
Imagine the time savings!
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