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take me down to parallax city where the back moves slow and the front moves quickly

burger king missed out on the perfect sonic the hedgehog movie product placement, with a scene where sonic gets hit in the head and drops his onion rings all over the floor

/r/LibraryOfBabel is the only good subreddit

you can have your own little "butlerian jihad" by getting drunk and throwing alexa in the trash

List of countries where religious clerics are part of the state legislature:

* Iran
* United Kingdom

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/feb/24/report-c-of-es-right-to-26-seats-in-lords-should-be-repealed

reminder that funko is a publicly traded company and we can destroy funko pops if enough of us short their stock

just realised that "exbee" has two meanings: "ex-B" (ex-Borg) but also "ex-bee" (like a bee that is a drone in a hive)

Non-binary former Borg drones are enby exbees

Played coop with some Hispanic Doomers this weekend (I'm green). https://youtu.be/lMXERIC0tmY

So, GNU now has a formal governance structure, but unfortunately the position of "Chief GNUisance" is now officially an unaccountable position of power: https://www.gnu.org/gnu/gnu-structure.html

It's hypocritical to claim to be representing freedom while retaining the structure and trappings of a monarchy or dictatorship.

In the midst of the coronavirus outbreak in Italy, the Italian TV news is apparently telling people that the virus is "lab made". For fuck sake.

Wonder who's buying those sumo oranges that cost like $4 each. I guess it's a luxury/status thing?

"old school wii games" is the phrase that made me feel old today