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take me down to parallax city where the back moves slow and the front moves quickly

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its ok to be lazy and leave your kitchen messy sometimes, treat yourself!

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gab 

gab 

you can't say "australia" without sounding a bit australian

the egg aisle in american supermarkets is a continuous arms race of brands trying to be more organic than the other. our eggs are organic, free range, cage free, corn fed and certified humane. here's a touching photo of the family who own the farm. they are a lesbian couple named jane and sarah. they have five cats and voted for jill stein, and when they have hot lesbian sex every night it is 100% organic

Suffocating weather. Thank fuck for air conditioning

Picard trailer 

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Natalie Portman, Mjolnir in one hand, a bowl of hot grits in the other

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based on all the spammer and gab bullshit lately, I just wanna give a big shout out to all the instance admins and mods who are blocking people and instances left and right and doing their best to protect their users. yall the mvps

Giovanni Rana sounds like a fancy name for a brand of pasta until you find out it's Italian for John Frog

L2TP runs on UDP port number 1701. Wonder where that number came from.

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meanwhile, in my secret cave

ok alexa, order truck nuts

i said ORDER! truck nuts

alexa...? order truck nuts

alexa! order truck nuts!

A-L-E-X-A. O-R-D-E-R. truck nuts.

ALEXA ORDER SOME FUCKING TRUCK NUTS

Still tweaking this thing, hoping I can maybe just wrap it up this weekend and move on. Not very satisfied with it

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Star Trek 

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