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take me down to parallax city where the back moves slow and the front moves quickly

You know what else is rude? Telling New York Times opinion writers to go fuck themselves. But I can still do it!

In honour of St. Skeletor's Day here's a story about two giant tortoises who ended their 100 year relationship.

I was looking for a quote about long term commitment to use as a reading at a wedding and this looks like it is just perfect

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The year is 2019 and every single group chat application in existence has realised mIRC had the best UI

The Conservancy is hiring a technical bookkeeper! We hope you'll help us spread the word about this unique opportunity to join our small team.

violets are orange
roses are blue
has ruined the hue

TIL there's an entire city in California that was apparently incorporated just for tax purposes:

"crypto-currencies are attractive to people who want to make illegal purchases on the Dark Web - a part of the internet that is not indexed by search engines"

always amuses me when journalists don't know the difference between "deep web" and "dark web"

"The licenses for most software are designed to take away your freedom to -" GET TO THE POINT

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Mastodon is just 2000 social networks in a trenchcoat

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Octodon is a nice general purpose instance. more