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take me down to parallax city where the back moves slow and the front moves quickly

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This used to be the Mascot for Gamer's Edge but nowadays it would be the avatar of a Youtuber calling himself "Lord Logic" or something like that

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burger king missed out on the perfect sonic the hedgehog movie product placement, with a scene where sonic gets hit in the head and drops his onion rings all over the floor

/r/LibraryOfBabel is the only good subreddit

you can have your own little "butlerian jihad" by getting drunk and throwing alexa in the trash

uk politics, religion 

reminder that funko is a publicly traded company and we can destroy funko pops if enough of us short their stock

just realised that "exbee" has two meanings: "ex-B" (ex-Borg) but also "ex-bee" (like a bee that is a drone in a hive)

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Non-binary former Borg drones are enby exbees

Played coop with some Hispanic Doomers this weekend (I'm green).

FSF, GNU, Stallman 

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coronavirus, politics 

Wonder who's buying those sumo oranges that cost like $4 each. I guess it's a luxury/status thing?

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It's the universal non-palindrome day! This is the only date consisting of nothing but zeroes and twos that is not a palindrome no matter how you write it!


Relish it, we won't have another one of these for 20,000 years

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This elevator has a touchscreen to pick the floor, because Fuck You, I guess.

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Spare a thought for all the designers of fancy touchscreen devices who are discovering to their horror why mechanical switches get rated for tens of millions of presses

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The cataract of darkness forms fully, the long black night begins, yet still by the lake a young girl waits. Unseeing she believes herself unseen, she smiles faintly at the distant tolling bell, a secret is revealed, a secret is revealed, a secret is revealed.

"old school wii games" is the phrase that made me feel old today

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