fraggle @fraggle@octodon.social

take me down to parallax city where the back moves slow and the front moves quickly

Remember that story a while back about how a man threw away a hard drive containing thousands of bitcoins? Well he's still trying to get it back and is obsessed with excavating his local dump, even though the obsession has destroyed his marriage:

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2021/12/13/half-a-billion-in-bitcoin-lost-in-the-dump

our society has decided that all children must learn to identify and imitate all farmyard animals before the age of two

Finally understood why it's called "co"sine

Problem 3. For this problem, you'll need to set your calculator to "maths".

stumbled randomly on the reddit community of people who hate the angry video game nerd. what is wrong with some people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcgG_E9gQJM

New £20 note features the painting of a "big bloody ship" that appeared (symbolically) in that scene in Skyfall:
https://www.bankofengland.co.uk/banknotes/polymer-20-pound-note

@directhex seems like one for you

Imagine the never ceasing barrage of schoolyard jokes if your name was Pirate

TIL that Korn singer Jonathan Davis has three children who are named Pirate, Zeppelin and Nathan

Doom E1 but every monster has the flag set that makes it not wake up in response to sounds. The WAD title: Knee-Deep in the Deaf

Artists suing each other over nonexistent sculptures
https://www.highsnobiety.com/p/invisible-sculpture-lawsuit/

Christmas is clearly on the way because the gay cardinals are in the shops

context https://twitter.com/MillionaireUK/status/1461824104122785801

rambo or something, idk i've never seen the film

C++, aka: "She swallowed the spider to catch the fly", the programming language