Phases of techies arriving here:

* "Hello!"
* comments on the terminology
* "huh, this-and-this doesn't work?"
* "so I have this great idea of how to make Mastodon better..."
* "this is so wonderful it's like the old days of the internet"
* "omg omg it won't scale let's rewrite it in..."
* "which instance should I move to"

I expect these ones soon:

* "I wonder if it will stay this nice after everyone joins"
* "the early days of Mastodon were so much better"