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@djsundog

Holy 90s, Batman! Add Soul Asylum to that bill and you've got a stew goin

beginning to think that maybe giving off a warning chime 2 seconds before you nail a barrier at 70 mph is perhaps less than ideal

arstechnica.com/cars/2018/06/n

Dang, I'm pretty proud of this one. It's got a slightly-warped, sepia toned Polaroid quality to it. octodon.social/media/W9DI6TynM

Nothing is quite as amusing as the office espresso machine making the Windows XP error sound as the OS farts out.

I don't think it's connected to the internet? But it could be part of a botnet I guess

The hound agrees: it's too damn hot.

wtaf, this guy's kid was named Carbon Petroleum Dubbs

"Jesse Dubbs was enamored with the oil business. He even named his son Carbon after one of the elemental constituents of oil. Later, Carbon added the P. to make his name "euphonious," he said. People started calling him "Petroleum" for fun, and the name stuck. C. P.'s son and grandson were also named Carbon, but each had a different middle initial.[2][3]"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UOP_LLC

@unascribed

Destroy your life for the company, it shows you have 'passion'

gimme gimme gimme
i need some more
gimme gimme gimme
coffee to pour

thinking about becoming a game-er

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I can't stress this enough: Adopt older dogs.

The shelter thought that she was around 8 and said "give this sweet girl her retirement home!" Considering that we were first-time dog owners, we thought that a chill dog was what we needed.

She runs circles around us, even after three years. She's never had an accident in the house. She loves kids. She never leaves our sides.

And two weeks after we brought her home, she alerted me that I was going to have a seizure. She still does this.

@Canageek

Another readability questions: I'm working on a template with a bunch of different entry options. I'm using colored highlighting to distinguish different customizable sections, but thinking that might not be ideal for color-blind or visually impaired folks.

Any suggestions or thoughts?