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The Bapper:
A - Beans. Soft and for squishing
B - Thumb. The mark of an enlightened animal. Optional.
C - The Pad. Incredibly powerful. Soft. Absorbs impact from high-speed bapping.
D - Mini-Pad. Optional, capable of strong follow-ups to beeps.
E - Fluff. Fluffy.

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The Bip
Step 1. Hold paw flat and horizontal to the ground.
Step 2. Apply tip to desired soft area on the subject.

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The Bap
Step 1. Apply pad to desired subject via a swift, downward arc from above.
Optional Step 2. If bapping the top of their head, apply mini-pad to side of face.

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The Boop
Step 1. Hold arm horizontal to the ground, with fingers splayed and pad facing towards subject.
Step 2. In a swift forward motion, apply pad to desired location on the subject.

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The Beeps
1. Apply pads to subject's cheeks via a swift, upward arc. Can be followed up with The Fluffle Ruffle for advanced users.

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The Fluffle Ruffle
Step 1. Ruffle their fluffle

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The Tiny Boop
Step 1. Apply bean to subject's nose in swift, prodding motion.
Step 2. Say "Boop!" on impact.
Step 3. Repeat desired number of times.

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An Introductory Guide to the Art of Bapping Things [9/9] 

This concludes the Introductory Guide to Bapping Things. If you wish to master the art of Bapping Things, please practice these techniques daily before continuing to the Advanced Guide of Bapping Things.

An Introductory Guide to the Art of Bapping Things [9/9] 

@fluxom_art addition

An Introductory Guide to the Art of Bapping Things [9/9] 

@fluxom_art Don't forget the daily special. The ol' bippity bappity boop~

An Introductory Guide to the Art of Bapping Things [9/9] 

@fluxom_art this is the most important thread in the world

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