He’s so upset that some mean ghost stole food on his watch.

I've tried diplomacy, but to no avail. This will end in conflict 😀

Dog

idea: phones, but instead of ringing they don't ring

when you assume the position you make an ass out of u and the position

I am hearing Alice’s Restaurant for the first time in full. Folks, this sucks what the hell

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@em and they don't make it anymore because every time I like something they stop making it

@em "Pepsi Holiday Spice was a combination mixture between ginger, and cinnamon flavored soda, and it was red-brown in color."

pepsi.wikia.com/wiki/Pepsi_Hol

@medusamae @em oh crap my brain always drops the ball at this part

the piccolo the piccolo the uniforms too with a shiny gold braid and something about a stripe running down aaaaa

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Octodon

Octodon is a nice general purpose instance. more