He’s so upset that some mean ghost stole food on his watch.

when you assume the position you make an ass out of u and the position

I am hearing Alice’s Restaurant for the first time in full. Folks, this sucks what the hell

alcohol 

@em and they don't make it anymore because every time I like something they stop making it

@em "Pepsi Holiday Spice was a combination mixture between ginger, and cinnamon flavored soda, and it was red-brown in color."

pepsi.wikia.com/wiki/Pepsi_Hol

hey gang what's your gender fluid, mine is dr. pepper

what abstract concept/image/moment are you rn

I'm the little laugh Bob Dylan does while singing the line "you try so hard" in Ballad of a Thin Man

us football, racism 

being overwhelmed by the inexorable march towards a nebulous undefined "progress" 

being overwhelmed by the inexorable march towards a nebulous undefined "progress" 

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Octodon

Octodon is a nice general purpose instance. more