I haven't touched Java in about 6 months and I have just under 2 hours to become an expert (rather than a what-do-I-need-to-get-the-job-done coder) in it.
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@djsundog Wow. That's kind of amazing I guess someone did it just because they could?
@allan As the saying goes: "In America 200 years is old. In Europe 200 miles is far."
@djsundog People still code in Pascal?
@allianora Thanks
Sad day today. My girlfriend had to put one of her dogs down.
"Coder, what is best in life?"
Coder: "To crush your issues list, see them disappear before you, and to hear the merging of their pull requests!"
Previous post under the CW is obviously fraught. Do not make me toss you out the airlock. This is your one and only warning.
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"It is said that whosoever the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad. In fact, whosoever the gods wish to destroy, they first hand the equivalent of a stick with a fizzing fuse and Acme Dynamite Company written on its side. It's more interesting, and doesn't take as long."
Terry Pratchett, "Soul Music"
and here's the youtube video he mentions which consists of three solid minutes of morphing orangutans set to sixpence none the richer's classic "kiss me" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFypzyB7nQc and it is indeed incredible
Government of the mole people, by the mole people, for the mole people
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/05/11/the-mole-people-are-taking-over/
Oh Harry Lewis perished
In the service of his Lord
He was trampling through the warehouse
Where the drapes of Roth are stored
@SuzanEraslan Mazel tov!
My computer has died, and I need help replacing it. Please contribute and/or boost, and thank you in advance for your help <3 https://www.gofundme.com/noelle-replace-my-computer
@Stephen_Stone That film was a lot of fun!
@DialMforMara I haven't had caffeine in about 3 years, and even when I drink something as innocuous as a Coke I feel it! (I don't drink much of that, though)
@pzmyers I'm with you. Why drink Irn Bru when you can drink whisky?