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My name is David and I use he/him pronouns. If you tell me your pronouns then I will use them. If your pronouns change then I'll do my best to get them right; please correct me if I use the wrong ones so that I can correct my usage.

On a company call: "During the pandemic while you're working from home, productivity has gone up and we've met all our client commitments and our clients are very happy. That's why think it's important to get you back to the office."

::headdesk::

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Dear local bands. I am never, EVER, going to go to a show put on by a band that advertises gigs by putting a flag waving woman in the back of a pickup, with guns.

Last night I dreamed about someone I haven't spoken to or thought about in over half a decade.

WTF, brain?

There are apparently people who WANT to return to working in the office.

I don't get it.

It's Pride month. If your parents have rejected you because you're LGBTQ (or anything else I missed), I'm stepping in as a parent to tell you that I'm proud of you and I love you.

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Here's The One About Powerful Women! 💪
Thank you everyone for participating. This is longer than the average and I for one am excited to listen to it!
open.spotify.com/playlist/7ct5
#MastoSourcedPlaylist

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Announcement: The Song Contest is open for original submissions of music from now until Friday, 28th of May, 23:59 UTC! Please send your artist name, song name, your chosen ficitional country and a link to your song to this account here, I'll collect everything!

Voting will take place from Saturday, 29th 12:00 (noon) UTC to Sunday, 30th, 12:00!

How do they rise up, rise up, rise up?
How do they rise up, rise up high?

If *I* was casting "Foundation" I'd have Helen Mirren as Hari Seldon, Janelle Monáe as Salvor Hardin, Tilda Swinton as the Mule, Dave Bautista as Hans Pritcher, Billy Crystal as Preem Palver. KiKi Layne as Arcadia Darrell

17:08 EDT and my VPN went down.

It's hardly worth logging back in. Pity the weather here is such crap or I'd go for a hike

When I logged in to LinkedIn this morning they asked me to put my pronouns into my profile

Just imagining what a collaboration between Katzenjammer and Mediæval Bæbes would have sounded like and how much I would have paid to see that.

Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari Fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives…be somewhere else!

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