We've come a long, long way together
Through the hard times and the good
I have to celebrate you, baby
I have to praise you like I should

I've just discovered that my girlfriend has never heard "Volare"

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I think we'd better have another storytime.

Have I ever told you about the time I witnessed the rescue of the Prince of Birds?

Thread. The rest will be unlisted.

Via an thread on Facebork I learned 2 new words today. Well, learned *of* them

"Femcel" is a pretty straightforward female analog of "incel"

But WTF does "moid" mean? Anyone know?

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it's true. queer and trans people aren't safe in Salvation Army shelters. Give your money to someone who deserves it and skip the red pot people

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And if you can't pat the blobs you love
Pat the blobs you're with


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Status update, pls boost.


Ice storm has taken out power at site. Will be back up tonight at current estimate.

I'm digging through some of the worst .NET code ever. Peach Kelli Pop is getting me through.

Our revels now are ended. These our actors,
As I foretold you, were all spirits and
Are melted into air, into thin air:
And, like the baseless fabric of this vision,
The cloud-capp'd towers, the gorgeous palaces,
The solemn temples, the great globe itself,
Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve
And, like this insubstantial pageant faded,
Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff
As dreams are made on, and our little life
Is rounded with a sleep.

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Trying to explain to a Welsh mate that "ja" means "yes", but "jaja" means "Kiss my ass".

German is weird.

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PSA: I will be opening slots for 2019 next week, so if you're going to be in the market for an editor or a copy-writer for a project, email me to discuss!


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Sorry for being so late, but you know me now: 2 things on my mind, and everything else is forgotten.
So today's topic will be FORGET.


Huh. I get to the office today and discover that all the trash cans and recycle bins at our desks have been removed.

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