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Gozer the Gozerian? Good evening. As a duly-designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin, or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.

Good morning Fediverse! Last half day before vacation! Never did get Tusky loaded so I may or may not show up here over the next couple of weeks.

I'm really looking forward to while I'm away.

@nivex Much like the Book of Faces, I'm there because I know people there.

This may be the stupidest thing that I've seen posted on birdsite this week. And I know it's real because I did the screencap myself.

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@Maltimore I'm going to! My flight is less than 24 hours from now!

@rey "Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols" turns 40 in October. It's old enough to be played on oldies radio.

@SuzanEraslan I know someone on Facebook who looks at Infowars as authoritative.

I despair.

@SuzanEraslan Well, yes and no. Here in the NY metro area (I'm out on Long Island) we're basically in the first strike zone anyway, and flying is going to suck if there's a war.

OTOH, if you want to go somewhere just for the fun of it, that's always worth it. And art is always worth it. Food for the soul.

Good day Fediverse! It's been a busy morning here, as always happens just before I leave on vacation. Looking forward to locking my laptop up and going away for a couple of weeks!

@SuzanEraslan Honestly, I'd skip the plane tickets in the event of a nuclear war.

Good morning Fediverse! Vacation time T - 3 days and counting.

Good morning Fediverse.

Anyone have any recommendations for a Mastodon client that will run on a cranky 3 year old Galaxy S5?

@nivex Generally, the best thing you can do with techbros is walk away from them.

Seriously? I haven't listened to Pandora in several years.

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@rotatingskull @Gogogadgetpants I wouldn't consider shaming women a feature, but I'm probably a very bad colonial patriarch.