I must apologize to all my trans readers in the Fediverse. I find that I often miss subtle gender essentialism in things.

I'm sorry and I'll do better.

It's hard to imagine that Throwing Muses' "University" was released 20 years ago.

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me: do you want to do XYZ?

them: “we don’t have to” / “we can”

me, clutching their face gently, whispering: that’s not what i asked

Damn, the lyrics to Big Bang by the and are heartwrenching

"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement."

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I'm really in the mood for a bagel with lox. cream cheese, tomato, and onion.

Even if the bagels in Boston weren't so dire all I'd be able to get would be smoked salmon, not proper belly lox.

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Heeeelllooo! Today is my ! I made my first toot today one year ago!
It's been a pleasure! Thank you everyone for creating this community!

I can't get up right now because there's a cat on my chest.

Year end dream goal is to be able to run a 5 minute mile for a full mile. Year end realistic goal is that same pace for .5 miles. Yesterday I managed .25 miles at that pace for the first time ever.

For those of you in the civilized world instead of the USA a mile is just over 1.6km, so the pace is 3:07 / km

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if you’re ever feeling down and unmotivated, i’m cheering for you. yes that’s me outside your window with the pom poms. no, i won’t leave, and no i don’t care if you’re calling the police. i’m getting closer every passing moment. your heart is pounding with fear and you’re checking the locks on your windows and doors in panic

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I just watched a video of a crow sledding.

We are so doomed. Crows are basically humans who can fly and have a dagger for a mouth.

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Tilda Swinton should be the next doctor #DoctorWho

Boost, cause you agree (whether you know it or not)

I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don't like it
What's with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies
Maybe you don't like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

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Octodon is a nice general purpose instance. more