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becoming one with the dao, aka "entering sicko mode"

Apparently people who work at Interpol searched for me on LinkedIn, not sure if I should have flattered or concerned

put physical keyboards back on phones and bring this color scheme back. you cowards. you swine

Last night I dreamed I was watching a live action Moomin movie starring David Boreanaz as Moomintroll so no I don't think I'm okay thank you

@applebaps oh and here's Asus' scented laptops, available in Ocean, Forest, Extreme Sports For Men and Flowers For Ladies

The mutated bear in Annihilation was seriously the most terrifying entity I've ever seen in a movie.

@Torie hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

I was not prepared for the movie Annihilation

Neofeud is a game about my experiences growing up in Hawaii's ghetto, being a social worker & STEM teacher for poor, homeless, refugees, mostly non-white kids in slums of Hawaii the tour buses avoid, while living out of a van. 100% of sales go to putting a roof over my kids' head (we're getting kicked out of our house at the end of the month)


McDonalds is strange because sometimes they have a million orders and you get your food in 30 seconds, then other times one person walks in every 10 minutes and they can't keep up

Heroku is ridiculously easy to use, I literally click a button to pull the latest changes from GitHub and I can click a button to revert, then watch the graphs update

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