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It's 2020 and scientists still don't know why ice is slippery

(Seinfeld voice) What's the deal with matrix multiplication?

Reminder that The Call Of The Wild is a public domain book, and it's a great read, and Disney doesn't need any more money for once again raiding the cultural commons. HTML, .MOBI and .TXT download links at FangAnd.Club

Spring animation curves are so satisfying, I just put one on a toggle switch and seriously I could press this toggle switch all day

Remember when Linux booted from a CD and you could run it on hardware from the late nineties? What the hell happened

tired: using informative comments for debugging in Liquid

actually tired:

What's with C/C++ devs writing files that are 7000 lines long

im trying to keep this twitter stuff filtered from my tl, please stop coming up with new funny ways to avoid saying the name of the web site

Jack Dorsey doesn't want to decentralize Twitter to solve users' problems, he wants to solve the company's problems.

This means things like...
* Offloading moderation and liability to someone else while still making money off the content (a la Facebook Groups)
* Restricting speech by country/region
* Keeping people from migrating to less shitty social media

yes folks, that's right, you've guessed it: operation horseday has officially escalated to chemical weapons: GASLIGHTING

HAS THIS SADDLE ALWAYS BEEN HERE? SURELY IT HASNT... HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN HERE? WHO PUT IT HERE? HOW DOES IT FIT SO PERFECTLY??? WHERE HAS MY LIFE GONE WRONG?????

feel free to take bets on how long it takes him to notice the change

(yes that is a coffee mug that says I LOVE MY WIFE on it)

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I'm quitting my shitty job at a shitty startup on Friday and I'm inclined to write a blog post titled "my shitty journey"

If you have a SAAS startup, you HAVE to have abstract drawings of faceless people on your landing page, with lots of blocky shapes and saturated primary colors on a white background. Sorry, it's the law.

Music hot take 

"contemporary folk" is a lie of a genre. Baby Shark is what actual contemporary folk music looks like.

my tax system is simple: it's called the Blue Shell method. At the end of every day, we fuckin blow up the richest person and redistribute their wealth, until there's no more billionaires.

Sure, we could axe all the billionaires all at once, but I like imagining what they'd do to each other as they scrambled to duck out of first place.

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