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What if we put Pikachu's head on top of Duke Nukem's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

You can blow their minds with your Futuristic Bird costume for Halloween

8 years ago, somebody who had my current IP address edited the Shadow the Hedgehog Wikipedia page to add "Shadow the Hedgehog is hot". IPv4 exhaustion is real and it's terrifying.

please let keanu reeves kill neo-nazis in john wick 4


just had "the talk" with my eleven year old. it was awkward but now she knows that the fbi killed martin luther king jr


How about this idea: a Spooky Chief Executive Officer?

Need a clever costume idea? You should be a "futuristic hippopotamus" for Halloween

Need a last-minute Halloween costume? Try this one, a "Steampunk Dump Truck"!!!

"Hey human friend, let's go on an adventure"

🔲 yes;
🔲 yes, trust the bunny, always trust the bunny;
🔲 I can't make polls with attachments just write whatever you want;
🔲 yes.

Need a clever costume idea? You should be a "Sexy Omelet"!

You can blow their minds with your "Steampunk Pinecone" costume for Halloween

spent the better part of the day theming my phone's home screen...

Spooky HTTP horror story 

Content-Type: application/octet-stream; charset=utf-8

This is so ridiculous it's like a child designed my garden

A kid has already come up and met them and I have never seen something so happy

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