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How about this idea: a Spooky Chief Executive Officer?

Need a clever costume idea? You should be a "futuristic hippopotamus" for Halloween

Need a last-minute Halloween costume? Try this one, a "Steampunk Dump Truck"!!!

"Hey human friend, let's go on an adventure"

🔲 yes;
🔲 yes, trust the bunny, always trust the bunny;
🔲 I can't make polls with attachments just write whatever you want;
🔲 yes.

Need a clever costume idea? You should be a "Sexy Omelet"!

You can blow their minds with your "Steampunk Pinecone" costume for Halloween

spent the better part of the day theming my phone's home screen...

Spooky HTTP horror story 

Content-Type: application/octet-stream; charset=utf-8

This is so ridiculous it's like a child designed my garden

A kid has already come up and met them and I have never seen something so happy

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Can anyone recommend a USB bluetooth adapter, preferably one that doesn't need require extra drivers?

Side-by-sides are just crappier Geo Trackers

Wish schools didn't waste their time teaching useless things like "how to read" instead of actually useful things, like "how to plug in a TV" or "how to microwave Hot Pockets"

Another day gone by where I didn't have to recite the alphabet out loud, checkmate public schools

Spent like 4hrs replacing a headlight but I did it

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